Funnland » Pierre http://funnland.com A Tuesday-Thursday Webcomic Fri, 20 Jul 2012 07:01:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Birdmageddon http://funnland.com/2012/06/28/birdmageddon/ http://funnland.com/2012/06/28/birdmageddon/#comments Thu, 28 Jun 2012 07:01:00 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/2012/06/28/birdmageddon/ That muffin hat must be goooood.

Coming soon … (make sure you say this whole thing in your deepest, movie preview voice) One man … One bird … And a whole bunch of other birds … This summer… Prepare… For … Ellipses. Bird Movie: The Movie About Birds.]]>

That muffin hat must be goooood.

Coming soon …

(make sure you say this whole thing in your deepest, movie preview voice)

One man …

One bird …

And a whole bunch of other birds …

This summer…

Prepare…

For …

Ellipses.

Bird Movie: The Movie About Birds.

]]> http://funnland.com/2012/06/28/birdmageddon/feed/ 0 Cake or Death http://funnland.com/2012/06/27/cake-or-death/ http://funnland.com/2012/06/27/cake-or-death/#comments Wed, 27 Jun 2012 07:01:00 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/2012/06/27/cake-or-death/ In Pierre's defense, that cake was delicious.

We want some cake. Right now. We’re not even joking. Seriously. Email us cake. You see the date and time of this blog post? That was the exact moment that we wanted cake. We have carved our desires into history. Let the record show that we wanted cake Wednesday night, Jun 27, around 10:17 p.m.]]>

In Pierre's defense, that cake was delicious.

We want some cake.

Right now.

We’re not even joking.

Seriously.

Email us cake.

You see the date and time of this blog post?

That was the exact moment that we wanted cake.

We have carved our desires into history.

Let the record show that we wanted cake Wednesday night, Jun 27, around 10:17 p.m.

]]> http://funnland.com/2012/06/27/cake-or-death/feed/ 0 The Unbearable Lightness of Being Nametag http://funnland.com/2012/06/22/the-unbearable-lightness-of-being-nametag/ http://funnland.com/2012/06/22/the-unbearable-lightness-of-being-nametag/#comments Fri, 22 Jun 2012 07:01:00 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/2012/06/22/the-unbearable-lightness-of-being-nametag/ I changed Nametag's eyes because I wanted him to look robotic, not sad.

I bet in your wildest dreams, you never thought you’d see this side of Nametag — The front side.]]>

I changed Nametag's eyes because I wanted him to look robotic, not sad.

I bet in your wildest dreams, you never thought you’d see this side of Nametag — The front side.

]]> http://funnland.com/2012/06/22/the-unbearable-lightness-of-being-nametag/feed/ 1 Happy Working Song http://funnland.com/2012/06/20/happy-working-song/ http://funnland.com/2012/06/20/happy-working-song/#comments Wed, 20 Jun 2012 07:01:00 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/2012/06/20/happy-working-song/ The informercial for the 2012 Eel is the greatest thing ever.

Speaking of cartoon princesses, the movie Enchanted should have won the 2008 Academy Award for Best Song. “That’s How You Know” was the greatest. Just sayin’. P.S. Michael: She has eels in the kitchen. I cannot imagine anything more terrifying. John: Frankly, I have to disagree. I like eels. I think they’re curmudgeonly lovable. ]]>

The informercial for the 2012 Eel is the greatest thing ever.

Speaking of cartoon princesses, the movie Enchanted should have won the 2008 Academy Award for Best Song.

“That’s How You Know” was the greatest.

Just sayin’.

P.S.

Michael: She has eels in the kitchen. I cannot imagine anything more terrifying.

John: Frankly, I have to disagree. I like eels. I think they’re curmudgeonly lovable. 

]]> http://funnland.com/2012/06/20/happy-working-song/feed/ 0 Chief Chef http://funnland.com/2012/06/12/chief-chef/ http://funnland.com/2012/06/12/chief-chef/#comments Tue, 12 Jun 2012 07:01:00 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/2012/06/12/chief-chef/ Awww, I want a muffin hat.

The Chocolatemobile was discontinued after a series of delicious, delicious car wrecks. Quick note: The phrase “Would I?!” is an old-timey way of saying, “A thousand times, yes.” We debated how to punctuate it, without making it sound like Rain didn’t understand the word “would.” Hopefully, it makes sense this way.]]>

Awww, I want a muffin hat.

The Chocolatemobile was discontinued after a series of delicious, delicious car wrecks.

Quick note:

The phrase “Would I?!” is an old-timey way of saying, “A thousand times, yes.” We debated how to punctuate it, without making it sound like Rain didn’t understand the word “would.”

Hopefully, it makes sense this way.

]]> http://funnland.com/2012/06/12/chief-chef/feed/ 0 Beards: It’s What’s For Dinner http://funnland.com/2012/05/08/beards-its-whats-for-dinner/ http://funnland.com/2012/05/08/beards-its-whats-for-dinner/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 07:01:00 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/2012/05/08/beards-its-whats-for-dinner/ Alternate Ending Line: I've been farting nonstop since this strip started. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Nothing! NOTHING!

Alternate Lines For Jason’s Last Speech Bubble: I subscribe to Cat Fancy! I don’t even own a cat! I forgot to wear deodorant today! This beard is super itchy! I don’t remember what I paid for it, but it was definitely too much!]]>

Alternate Ending Line: I've been farting nonstop since this strip started. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Nothing! NOTHING!

Alternate Lines For Jason’s Last Speech Bubble:

  • I subscribe to Cat Fancy! I don’t even own a cat!
  • I forgot to wear deodorant today!
  • This beard is super itchy! I don’t remember what I paid for it, but it was definitely too much!
]]> http://funnland.com/2012/05/08/beards-its-whats-for-dinner/feed/ 4 Welcome to Funnland http://funnland.com/2012/04/19/welcome-to-funnland-3/ http://funnland.com/2012/04/19/welcome-to-funnland-3/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2012 05:12:02 +0000 cranny777 http://funnland.com/?p=137 The first strip! I have nothing funny to say here! Woooooo!

The first strip!  ]]>

The first strip! I have nothing funny to say here! Woooooo!

The first strip!

 

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